I often wonder how people can get through life with being so stupid. Its shocking.
— Paul, the Billing Manager
I think I peed a lil. I’ve watched this over 18 times now. And its the best bowl of haha I’ve had in a while. That scream…
I blame republicans for today’s weather. And democrats for not having the balls to do anything about it.
— Friend’s Facebook status, regarding the heat wave
ABC News is reporting that Osama Bin Laden has been killed. I’m wary. Will this be another Tupac/Elvis thing? Will people say bin Laden’s not dead - I saw him driving a gypsy cab in the heights last week? I don’t know kids…
— ~Friend’s Facebook status
What’s next?! Extreme Snow Shoveling?? That’s it. We’ve hit the bottom of the barrel.
— Scott, after being told about “Extreme Couponing”
So I’m Mexico, just chillin. The bartender asks this southern lady where she is from. She yells, “America!….and if it wasn’t for us, you’d be speaking German today!”. As I stood there stunned, and considering if I should call her a MORON, a Canadian lady walks up to me and sees my mojito. She asks, “Is that spinach in your drink, Eh?”… My anger immediately turned to laughter. Thanks Canada!
— Friend’s Facebook status
Sneak peak at marriage
- Jess: What's Anile's wife's name?
- Rick: Uh, Mrs. Anile?...
- Jess: And that's why I'm not taking your last name.