Random Rantz



Nov 27

Seriously?!? Why can’t someone propose to my ass like that?! Really?!! Fuck this movie!!!
— Twin, whilst watching “Love Actually”

Jun 24

FINALLY!!!!

May 27

I would not call it 4 years of “wedded bliss”. I would call it 4 years of having your soul sucked out through your eye balls.
— Paul, the Billing Manager on his friend’s wedding anniversary

Feb 28

Sneak peak at marriage

  • Jess: What's Anile's wife's name?
  • Rick: Uh, Mrs. Anile?...
  • Jess: And that's why I'm not taking your last name.

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Aug 09

Polygamy…Isn’t it hard enough when one wife hates your dumb ass?
— Millie

Nov 09

So…I have some catching up to do….

….in so many ways now, you have no idea.

But lets start with the most recent.

It seems we’re at that point. That…::gulp:: grown up point where really grown up things start happening. Early milestones. Crazy!

And since my closest girlfriends from way back are not ghetto whores, we’re not talkin babies that are turning 11 yrs old here. We’re talkin ENGAGEMENT.

On November 6th 2009, at around 10:30pm, Enrique proposed to Jess.

And wouldn’t ya know it….

…she said YES!

Congrats to my Best Bud and her Beau. I love you both more than you know

Now…what could be more important than a proposal??

A BIRTHDAY!!

Cuz without that, Jess would not be here to receive that wonderful proposal.

 And more importantly, we wouldn’t have been blessed to have an amazing friend/sister/daughter/roomie/fiance quite like her.

All right. Dry your eyes. That’s enough mush for the past couple of days.

Here’s one of my FAV birthday videos just for you Jess.  I LOB YOU!