Apr 30 Reblogged
This is why men don’t come to this apartment. Because our gaseous emissions create a force field, a BARRIER if you will, that they cannot penetrate.
Can I just pause for a moment to say I would like the whole Kardashian family to be driven off a cliff? That’s it.
You could wrap a dog turd in bacon. I would eat it. That’s how great bacon is.
I think I peed a lil. I’ve watched this over 18 times now. And its the best bowl of haha I’ve had in a while. That scream…
Peen before Bros
- Twin: You know what song came in my head clear as day? "Crossroads" (by Bone Thugz N Harmony)
- Me: Wow. That's like an omen. I guess tomorrow is really happening
- Twin: I guess so
- Me: No wait! It can't be the end of the world! I need peen! I have to get one last one in!
- Twin: Yeah seriously!
- Me: That would be a crazy idea for a book. If what was saving the world was you NOT having sex. What if that's what's happening now? What would you do if you found out if you had sex, the world would end?
- Twin: Then the world would fucking end
- Me: Twin!! BILLIONS of people would die!!
- Twin: HEY!...I need PEEN
May 04 Reblogged
ABC News is reporting that Osama Bin Laden has been killed. I’m wary. Will this be another Tupac/Elvis thing? Will people say bin Laden’s not dead - I saw him driving a gypsy cab in the heights last week? I don’t know kids…
Happy 420 to my stoner followers :)
Thanks be the Bong